Snap on the lighter actually. I'm terrible at starting fires without one, and I need smokes.

My girlfriend wanted to make one, so here it is.

>>53
Those are some cute dogs. Shame she'll have to eat them.

I'ts post apocalyptic party time

>>55
Enjoy your nuclear level sunburn...

I never got the fetishist costumes in so many post-apoc films.

bump

>>484
bumb with content or not at all.

assuming its zombies etc.

>>657
>>658

<3 These made my day.

I'm post-apocalyptic freak. I fap to explosions, nuclear explosions :D

>>37
I thought you couldn't make an efficient coil gun that's portable...?

>>698
you can't.

Well, it depends on what you mean by efficient.

>>700
huge amounts of power needed to equate to a low range $10 pellet pistol.

True.

But if we had superconductors.

>>702
You'd have a multi-million dollar device nearly as good as a .22!

>>703

Yeah well. That's just what you think.

>>704
Not really, no. Super conductors will never be cheep. At least not in our lifetimes...two-three hundred years from now, you might be able to have a super-conductor powered device that fits inside a derringer that can launch a .50 cal bullet at the speed of sound.

In the next fifty years? IF we get a room temperature super conductor at all, it will be expensive. The power supply will most likely still not have enough power to be a reliable weapon for more than a few shots.

Yeah...you might be able to launch larger bullets..I doubt it, power draw is just as much a problem for this device as the magnet...hook up a super conductor that size up to line voltage, and you can shoot larger rounds all day. Something man portable? A few shots at the equivalent power of a .22 is a very, very unlikely estimate.

>>705
cheep

>>706
bite me.

>>707
ok

What if I use silver wire and cool everything with liquid nitrogen?

>>715
It will be ungodly expensive, and not man portable. And still not very powerful.

>>719

Yeah, well, we'll see about that.

Here's mine

>>1325
you are not popeye.

>>1325
Why is your spinach brown? :/ I wouldn't eat that if I were you...

>>1327
Is that really brown? Fuck.
I have problems differentiating colors. My bad.

>>1328
we live in the age of computers. I'd recommend learning the proper color codes for the shades you don't see very well. Perhaps make a notepad file, for reference.

>>1329
Thanks for the suggestion, I'll definitely consider it.

>>1328
Same actually. Colour blindness blows.

The spinach is brown because it's the post-apocalypse and even canned food has a shelf life. So, risk food poisoning or go hungry... these are your options.

I figure not that the Apocalypse is over, why not live it up a little.

>>1348
Sounds about right. Maybe if we'd all had monkey butlers, dat apocalypse wouldn't have happened in the first place~

(:
Wow I just realized I need a colt 45 and a huskie

I made hyperrealistic. I know where to get each of those thins. I wouldnt know how to get a gun thouzg -except for looting a police office.

>>1376
Depending on the casualty rate and who moves quickest, there might just be plenty of guns to go around. Oh and depends on what country you live in I guess (your filename implies its somewhere they speak German). The stores in North American cities would be cleaned out by the local rednecks or gangsters pretty quick, but if those guys end up dead soon too maybe you can pick their bones later. Also if most of the people in my neighborhood died this week I know I could just break into the houses of the dead and eventually find something, there are lots of hunters around here. We have a few rifles here at the house but not enough ammo for the big PA.

My friends bought an ambulance this week to turn into their punk rock tour van. For a second I thought, that'd be a cool vehicle to add to the transportation box on this template, it's got electrical outlets and all kinds of cool shit. Then I realized its not very fuel efficient and with people shooting each other over the last supplies of gas in town, you might want a cheaper ride.

>>1378
Also, ambulances traditionally carry all sorts of medications and medical supplies. You'd be even more likely to get robbed.

>>1379
Well I'd paint it a flat green or something and strip the lights off. Anyone paying enough attention to ID it and think of robbing it would probably realize it was just a surplus vehicle anyway.

Still, there was some cool shit in there, half of which we couldn't even identify. Lots of... valves and plugs and stuff. Some of it can definitely be turned over to recoup the cost of buying the thing, which was a steal to begin with. The light bar was disabled (for legal reasons I assume?) but the siren was not, so that was fun to play with and I'm sure the neighbors agreed :P The loudspeaker was operational too and there's a couple of thermostats in there just like you have inside a house. Lots of tubes for the O2 as well.

>>1380
You're ignoring post-apoc vehicular engineering 101 - strip out the sheet metal and install a roll cage, no matter how sensible that is. Leave the engine uncovered, and put all variety of fins/exhausts/lighting rigs around it.

>>1381
There is a pretty big step to stand on, on the back bumper. We told them to attach bars to hold onto so people could ride there. Someone has to ride on back and on top of P-A vehices whenever possible, and they must do a lot of hootin' and hollerin'.

>>1382
Also 50-80% of your gasoline must be spent on pointless flaming exhaust valves.

Wasn't this on Facepunch?

>>1442
No idea what Facepunch is. The template is pretty generic so it's probably filtered around the tubes.

>>1442
It was on 4chan. ergo, it ended up just about everywhere.

I'm so screwed

>>1481
You look awfully cheerful for someone supposedly "screwed".

>>1485
Never pays to get down in the dumps about these things, Fiver. Even if the world is nuked, you gotta keep a sunny disposition.

>>1486
yeah. It confuses people, making them wonder what you know, and they don't, thus making it easier for you to Gank em.

>>1487
Also makes you perfect 'irritating side kick' material, and as we know they never die, so all you need to do is find some bad-ass wasteland wanderer to attach yourself to, and you're set.*


* this might get you killed if they don't want a sidekick

>>1486
>>1487
>>1488

This is why I visit /apoc/