>meet Chuck Norris in a bar
>he asks you to buy him a drink (nohomo)
>what do you buy him
Chuck, my man, how much money do you make? Now, here's what I make, or, rather, *don't* make. So, based on that, you can buy me the drink, OK?
I fucking love you guys.
So he's backing the chubby philanderer over the stiff Ivy League asshole, the anti-contraception anti-pornography anti-fun idealist, the nutjob with the dickhead fanbase, and especially the fuck-up incumbent who knows nothing about the real world outside of Chicago-style politics? OH NOES.
A beer on me.
(And yes, I meant "chubby philanderer" in a good way.)
Is... is this art?
That's every chihuahua i've ever seen. Male or female...
"Truth about war in Libya"
Huh, I always thought "frog" was just a term anglo Canadians used against french Canadians... according to the internet, I was wrong.
you've never heard of frogs before? What distant alien planet do you come from?
> What distant alien planet do you come from?
Ganymede actually. And its not a planet at all, its a moon. Hmmpf. Terrestrial scum.
Hi, looking for a gif from Ghost in the Shell, with a Tachikoma running across the screen (at the bottom).
Has anyone seen this?
Try one of the boorus.
Thanks for the tip, but no success so far...
Appreciate any input on the subject
Hey all, just wanting to make a skydiving / B.A.S.E Jumping thread.
If you skydive, post pics and tell us why you do it, favorite DZs, etc.
NOW if you're a B.A.S.E jumper,
show pics and tell us why you do it and tell us your story :D
Oh God... I'm with >>4508... not cool with heights. I thought I was, but after that description I think I'll stick to the good old ground, maybe shallower bodies of water if I'm feeling intrepid.
Two broken legs I could deal with... I mean it would suck hard but I could survive it. Intense pain, followed hopefully by some pleasant drugs, then lay back and catch up on my reading for a few months. It's a head injury that I really don't like the thought of.
But google tells me that skydiving related injuries are actually uncommon, (and that there are no reliable stats for BASE jumping because it is usually illegal anyway). Still, not gonna happen as I stated previously.
Personally, I like heights. Don't know if I'll ever get the chance to try jumping, but if I do I'd totally go for it. It looks like a thrill.
here you go niggers.(Why no, we do not want to help you make a few cents on referrals)
Might as well delete this assmunch
But I want him to see my witty response when he next shows up to post spam.
It's probably a spambot
walk in city
Turn around, walk out.
Ahem.. Can I have the source?
Why? Because fuck smokey cities.
Some one on /cy/ asked for the source of this picture, I never replied to that post cause I could never find the god damn bookmark, now while looking for other stuff I found it so here!
It's very nsfw tho
Everyone loves lolis, specially if they are part robot, or pilot robots, or are actual robots!
What about robot shotas?
I suppose zat works too!
resurrecting the bump while high/drunk thread...
Drunk, hanging out at my sister's. This is my safe haven, where I find peace. One of them anyway. The other is at a friend's house, who I have known since high school. These are truly good places. All is well.
What the fuck what's the bump thread doin on the third page??
Crossfaded as FUUUCK
Because the Admin here an Autistic faggot and thinks we need a bump limit as if there aren't enough things that make Megachan seem retarded/inaccessible to the general public.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Dread lord! We have a sac-
WHATEVER I'M BUSY FUCK OFF
Necro Nessie! Sweet!