What if we do neither for the sake of retaining our integrity?

>>58
Then cling hopelessly to what little integrity you have left. ...mmnomnom

Was drunk last night. Went to the same open mic I picked a fight with some German guy at, told his friends he was a douche and watched my massively stoned friend eat a sick amount of crisps.

Im drunk rght now. have been for about 5 hours. All of my plans for today went to crap, so I threw some meat and taters on the grill and proceeded to get shit faced.

Drunk right now.
...fucking Perl, how does it work?

I got high before going to Wal-Mart last night and this dude kept following me around asking me if we could get something to eat. Then I got mad and it turned out it was my girlfriend so we got some McDonalds I kept trying to order a frosty but they got all pissy so I settled on a chocolate milkshake instead.

replying to 57, come in 57... do you, read me?

Running out of time again.
Where did you go wrong time.
When your problems overwhelm you go get drunk, it's party time.
Take a quaalude, relax you mind relax your body too.
Run from your problems but you never get away.
Nobody loves and you wonder why.

Sitting with your mouth full of beer your eyes are glazed, face is red.
Who's going to pick you up and use you for tonight?

When your on the streets with a needle in your arm, selling your body for another fix.
Who's going to pick you up and take you home with them tonight?

You're running out of breath again. You're not an old maid you're only fiveteen.
Your loosing your little girl's charm.
Cry all night but you'll never get it back.
Don't be afraid, it's not too late save yourself.
I need you here wearing off, wearing out.
I can't think about this cause it makes me sick.

Sitting with your mouth full of beer your eyes are glazed, face is red.
Who's going to pick you up and use you for tonight?
Not me.
Not me.

When your on the streets with a needle in your arm, selling your body for another fix.
Who's going to pick you up and take you home with them tonight?
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.

drunk

>>472

Short, succinct, to the point. I like it.

I ain't drunk, just drinkin'. A few hours from now may be another story of course.

Had one pint to stave off drinker's blues. I drank heavily on Thursday, Friday, Saturday...

>>524
I do this all the time, then end up having to do it again the next day because I didn't stop at just one. And the process repeats the day after as well.

fuck

I find myself updated this post-drinking, because I never get near the computer when I'm drunk.

Last night I got so drunk that when my belt snapped I ran about the uni rock night with my trousers down in front of my gf, then bet a guy I could down a pitcher of cider just so that he'd buy me free drinks... D:

On the plus side I was sober enough to roundly condemn the sexist music to the DJ, resulting in him playing what I told him to... I think people assume I'm scarier than I really am.

drunk for days now...

how did it come to this?

High.

Working on getting drunk.

Got drunk last night, offended my gf's flatmates, called the DJ a sexist (again), got my friend laid, walked home alone, let a friend I met along the way sleep at mine and scared my flatmates.

Got high last night. :)

Currently trying to drink off a bad case of the shakes, but only to the point where I can still be functional enough to play a show in about 3 hours. It's a fine line.

Got drunk last night... blergh.

>>635
Pikachu with goku hair. I wish that's how pokemon was.

im high and eating skittles :3

Still a little high from last night.

I have a hangover.

this threqad is very hjard to find while drunk...

bump :p

>>829
she must really be hitting those high notes...

>>829
Shit dude, you must have been hammered.

how about bump when hungover? because fuck...

So much for trying straight edge....

Urgh... never drinking again ever. FFS.

Does drinking 7 liters of caffeinated beverages count? Mountain dew. That's over 1000mg of caffeine. I don't drink.. yet or use any drugs.. yet.

>>867
I think this should count.

>>868
Still going. I've got another 500 in me. Got about 700 to go. I've slept a couple of hours in the past 2 days.

I've never really gotten a proper buzz from caffeine. I've never used it really as a stimulant though, I suppose, merely as a side effect from tea drinking. I owned some caffeine pills once because a friend had given me them and offered them because I had to pull an all nighter. Didn't use them and then my parents took them away thinking they were ecstacy.

>>877
haha, yeah, I ended my caffeine run anyway and am back down to 300 a day or so... going to quit soon anyway.

I'm high.

I'm high at work, and glad it's slow.

just invented the pink tuscan lemonade, and holy shit im fucked up

2 shots citrus vodka
1 shot limoncello
1/2 shot lemon juice
1 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 shot grenadine
shake with ice and strain into a glass

holy fuck

>>963
better yet, fuck straining. even the ice is good. pour directly into glass

I'm drunk. Just had wine and beer. :)

bumpin for bein drunk on vodka and cranberries

Drunk for fucking days now. I actually switched to lite beer tonight because I'm starting to worry about myself and know I have to quit very soon.

It's funny, I can still function really well socially, now matter how fucked up I am. I just don't remember the conversations very well later. The only person who seems to have noticed how bad it's gotten is my ex who made a surprise visit last night.

I also narrowly avoided a fight last night in the liquor / grocery store parking lot. Tl;dr version, this guy almost ran me over in his truck. When I made something of it he came very close to punching me I think, then just spat in my fucking face and left. I should have slugged him but there are security guards and cameras there, I depend on that store because it's the one closest to me, plus my roommate works there. I didn't want to start trouble there for those reasons. Still, I feel like I should have done more. I can't stand bullies.

[/cool_story_bro]

holy crap im so fucked up right now. four loko FTW

drunkest i've ever been.... fuuuuuckkkkkk....

my friend calls me nigga when he's drunk.... go figure, lolz

>>1134
Are you a black gentleman?

>>1134
you havnt answered >>1140s question

bumping so hard

>>1140
no... I am not black, I'm really really white.

and not drunk right now

>>1213
But now! I'm kinda high... yeah...

Time to enjoy a little holiday spirit.

the Shiner Cheer is a dark wheat ale with overtones of peach and pecan leaning towards almond due to a roast. The peach/roast pecan overtone is a rather novel experience for my palate. The only fruity beers im used to are peach/raspberry/cherry lambics and leinenkugel sunset wheat (which tastes like cheap, generic fruit loops). Also shock top, which starts wheaty and goes to orange, and saint arnold lawnmower that starts malty and heads to a lemon finish.

Its very good, very smooth, and the flavor is well balanced. I give it 5 stars.

ohoholy fuck that SN Celebration is hoppy. I had the blue moon abbey last night, but got a little too toasted to remember what it tasted like

bumping hard.

again.

Bumping with the finest rum bottled in oregon.
dear lord it's bad.

I just went to a skydiver's bar. i couldn't stop thinking about that plane right outside, i wanted to fly it so bad, and no I'm not a pilot, I was just buzzing pretty good.

I plan to right a top secret blog about it.

Had some woman drama at fucking work last night. Got shitfaced at a benefit (at the biker bar, of all places). Been out of ice for a few days, so this morning I woke up and finally got a chance to try some Mocambo 20yr single barrel rum on the rocks. Stuff is pretty god damned smooth. I feel better about my day already.

Skipped naked through someone's yard while singing "Zippity Doo Dah"

Alcoholism?

can start forest fires.

TEQUILA!! alalalalalalallalalalala!

I just smoked some 5x salvia extract. I didn't quite hit the trip threshold, but things were still kind of scrambled. I'll have to smoke more next time.

One bowl, and two forties and half of Quilter's Irish Death and I'm fucking browsing CY for ten minutes looking for this thread only to realize that I'm on the wrong board, lurking the wrong Chan, and have a TV dinner cooking. Why the hell am I posting on Megachan while my Beef tips are burning?

My wife is a bipolar alcoholic with borderline personality disorder who routinely completely loses her mind. I haven't had a beer since October so I don't beat the shit out if her for fucking everyone's lives up and being manic as fuck. We have kids and now it's essentially impossible to get out without a two year long divorce.

I miss beer

Drunk every other day, don't give a fuck!

Drunk again

high again

this is a good weekend.

>>1747
curse you. Also some beer but not enough to actually get me drunk.

>>1735

Here again

Been getting drunk every night for the past four days

listenin to ladytron

>>1735
>>1803

here again

ALCOHOLISM, HO!

Tick Tock

Now what was that thing, you don't like about smoking weed? Oh, yeah, now I remember... couch lock...

Don't mind me, just laughing at the horror of being alive.

To be or not to be... that is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to endure the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them.
Too die, to sleep.
...to sleep perchance to dream.
Ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come once we have shuffled of this mortal coil must give us pause...

I'm high and about to play Mario and Luigi saga. I don't know.

Tax day tomorrow here in Soviet Canuckistan. Left everything until the last minute (as usual), then put the wrong digits in one of the boxes on my forms, which threw the rest of my calculations off. Spent the rest of the evening pulling my hair out trying to make sense out of what went wrong until my beloved roommate sat down and made me go through the paperwork meticulously to fix it. She's less guardian angel than drill sergeant but it was exactly what I needed tonight.

Currently drinking off the stress of the evening with a dozen less-than-fine Molson products.

So drunk I forgot where my lens cap was... then I realized it was on my camera...

Have some Burlington Northern love.

I really though I was going to die the other night. I got so wasted that I didn't even have a hangover the next morning (afternoon) I was just still drunk.

Thought I was quite sober, but thats not true...

Bumb...

Enjoy random sexy pic.

rum's almost gone

When I get high I can't watch school yard anime. I don't know why but I just hate everything about them to the point that I get pissed off and start yelling at the television.

le bump

so, after drinking three half liter cans of 10% beer, I found what I thought was a dead body in my living room. My roommate had made a dummy out of some stuffed coveralls and a motorcycle helmet, which looked like a dead air force pilot, and left it sitting in an armchair lit up by a bike light in strobe mode. Scared the SHIT out of me. After three seconds of terror, I knew it wasn't real, and I immediately knew who was behind it because it had all his trademarks. I was going to leave the dummy on the floor with a kitchen knife in it's back but I was afraid our much more squeamish roommate would find it and have the same experience I did. So I knocked on the alleged perpetrator's door, threw the helmet at him and said "this is your doing, isn't it?"

I told him not to do that sort of thing to his friends, do it to someone else. He apologized. Still, I'm going to get him back somehow.

pic related

I should replace the power button on my laptop with a breathalyser, the shit I write on facebook after a heavy drinking session is shocking, almost as much as the videos...

not drunk yet but I just founs a 2ltr bottle of cider I made last summer, it's a cheeky litle number, strong, sharp, explosive. I'm looking forward to an interesting night, the only question is; will I be drunk enough to finish off the yeasty dregs?

We're all the same person posting from different IP's.

Still drunk from yesterday. My friends got married, and both families organized receptions, one after the other, and both parties had free booze. Then there was a hardcore show. Everyone just drank for about twelve hours straight.

My right pinkie is swollen and bruised, there is a cut over my eyebrow and some mild road rash on my left palm. Allegedly I stumbled into someone's potted kale on the sidewalk, then a parked car. Funny thing is, I was far from being the worst drunk last night. Good times... I think...

Nicely drunk, making bacon. Saluting my old Otaku no Video laserdisc which fell in combat years ago.

>>2533
aw, you have a cute kitty... kinda looks like a younger version of mine. My little guy is a pain in the ass though. But he likes to sit in boxes and sleep or just look up at you which is adorable. I always leave an empty beer box on the floor of my room for him.

I have like four beer left, then I have to quit. I have to assemble myself long enough to move my shit out of this house before the end of the week, then I'm moving in with my straightedge buddy out in the sticks. There will be no beer, no internet... so a couple of days of shakes, sweating fever, paranoia and hallucinations, then I'll be fine. Wish me luck, megachan.

>>2536
Why your buddy would attempt to deprive you of alcohol (especially something as weak as beer) is beyond me.

>>2537
Not that he would deprive me, he's quite used to being around drunks. I am choosing to move in with him because I NEED to quit and he'll be a good influence. That's all.

>>2538
Ah, that makes more sense. Yea, I find that when you want to cut down on drinking people who do drink are very good at dragging you down, even if they mean it in a friendly way.

>>2541
Exactly. I've turned one or two of my ex's into alcoholics without ever intending to. I'm sure they were on that path already but I sure didn't help. It's a terrible feeling to realize that :(

>>2536
mine's not as fuzzy. Here's her currently, that last pic was from... whenever the guy who produced Yamato died, a few months ago.

also I'm BAKED AS FUCK for the first time in way too long.

Fortunately I have "Robo Vampire", the ripoff of Robocop and the Mr. Vampire hopping vampire movies.

Dropped 600mg of dxm. Gonna throw on some dubstep/watch some pretty movies. Still waiting for it to kick in. Takes a while with the robogels.

We're all moving out of our place this weekend and had a house show tonight with four punk bands, a final send-off for this house which has served as base of operations for so many projects. I'm not as drunk as I wish I was though.

No internets where I'm going, so I just wanted to say good bye to you guys for the time being. Pic is the old band room. Good night, megachan...

Well it didn't work out that well. I ate too much that day or took the pills too fast and ended up throwing up quite a bit last night. It tasted horrible, so I can only assume it was due to the robotussin. Every time I got up to move, it upset my entire body and I got sick. Wasn't the best trip I've had.

>>2560
There's nothing like two bottles of cough gels for making you never want to swallow anything ever again.

>>2562
mmhmm, but tonight I've got coronas so I'm okay for the time being. Though, I don't find drunkenness as fun as dxm

>>280 d00d!!! adapt & overcome!!!

drinking on the job w00t w00t

FREE PERCOCET
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

fuck this town and it's fascist liquor laws

>>2649
One of my wife's relatives came down to Florida from one of those horrible states where you have to go to stores. He was complaining he couldn't find one, and we explained "dude, you can get beer from every gas station, convenience store, and grocery".
He didn't even know how to process it at first.

>>2640

OhGodSexyWarfIsHavingAStairingContestWithMe. O.O

kickin' back. Downed a few beers, made some decent vodka sauce with chicken, just polished off the remnants of some pina colada I made yesterday, watching a cam of Captain America while I finish cleaning up.

Good times.

Had a bad trip the other night & got really paranoid, suddenly every facet of my existence was concealing some kind of absurdly improbable game-changing plot twist. Like my friend's meds were actually tic-tacs, so-and-so, was actually a blahblahblah, et al.

got drunk waiting for Kittie to start playing. noticed a female work friend was now single on Facebook, proceeded to drunken text her. I now have a date. Fuck Yeah, alcohol!

Kittie still exist? Colour me surprised. I suppose the Donnas do too...

Nothing going on in town, went back to the sticks for the night. Drinkin' with the cat this evening I guess.

>>3161
kitties and beer

>>3164
heh, I've got at least a dozen pics of my little guy hiding in beer boxes, but I'm using someone else's comp at the moment so they're not on me. I don't know what it is but as soon as I lay a box on the floor, he crawls into it. I usually leave a beer box out for him to play in because it keeps him out of other trouble.

I'm drunk and high a lot but never at a computer anymore when I am.

>>3177
Cats love boxes. Especially new ones with stuff you don't want them to wreck.

In this one she's eager to climb into the post-Fukushima shipment of gunpla I got so she can get radioactive super powers.

also bizmup in the rizump.

>>3180
I may not have a job, girlfriend, or any future to speak of, but I have a cat who adores me and that's got to count for something.

>>3181
I want a cat or an Australian Cattle Dog ('Mad Max's dog') when I get my own place again.

Bumping the actual drunk and high thread.

Didn't sleep last night, probably won't for quite a few hours from now. Good time to have a beer or two (or twenty) wouldn't you say? Don't send a search party, I'm going down with the ship.

Back from Buffalo Wild Wings with my wife and a friend of ours. Not tore up from the floor up or anything, but dollar PBR drafts and 50 cent wings is a good deal.

>>3281
Sounds really good. I love beer with food.

I can barely stand, but I had a great time drinking with some nice/cool classmates I spend to little time with. Great evening.

Random picture.

`Posting AT Buffalo Wild Wings!

AND SOME FUCKING ALLIANCE FAGS NEED TO MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS

IFuckingHateWomenBeenDrunkForTwoDaysStraitFuckYeahGuinnessAndEverclearForeveralone.jpg

drunk and getting error messages when I try to post here

I'm consuming alcohol.

I read the news of Steve Jobs' death tonight and for some reason I burst out laughing. Does this make me a bad person?

Excuse me, I think my computer has been drinking.

>>3427
I just saw the image macro posted on tumblr and thought it was a sick joke. Read it again this morning in the news and was like 'fuck.'
A part of me expects him to rise from the dead at the next developer's conference. Never was an Apple guy, but Jobs was pretty damn important.

>>3428
Well. He made computers that even the most computer impaired people could use. Like my friend who digs wells for a living, can strip his truck down to it's bitty parts and reassemble it blindfolded, knows how to use any tool you can think of for mechanic or renovating work, yet can't use a computer to save his life for some reason. Someone gave him a Mac laptop and I keep it running for him. At least, I try. I had other friends who were brilliant writers, educated folk, yet were completely retarded when it came to computers... Macs were made for these people.

Me and my ex-wife had an old Mac laptop. We were homeless and living out of a van, getting paid a tiny stipend to run our friends' website for them, operating off of wifi at a local cafe who's staff were sympathetic to our situation. That little machine NEVER failed us.

>>3429
So much awesome advertising opportunities...

-Macs. So easy a retard can use it
-Macs. Will last longer than your marriage
-Macs. for the real life cyberpunk living out of a van stealing internet and making money by running websites badass

>>3437
Retards when it came to computers maybe but people who were extremely gifted in other fields. Just not this one.

> -Macs. Will last longer than your marriage
Sadly, this is true. Say what you will about Macs but that thing was physically indestructible.

>>3439
Really? I had one for a short while. Metal body and everything. It fell off a table and broke. Thank God I didn't actually pay for the thing

yeah. I've never seen macs as more stable OR better constructed than a good pc. In my life I've had several pcs. None of ever really died...rams gone out, that sort of thing, sure. I've used three macs. every fucking one of them died.

I'll buy that Macs were simple cause they were the computers that everyone learned to use first due to shitty school budgets (lol if they tried to get Macs for schools now), but I've never seen them as particularly hardy, esp. the modern, white plastic bullshit kind. My friend's always seems to be breaking, but I'm afraid to try a stress test cause of the cost of them.

Well, this one was pretty old, can't remember exactly the make or model. It saw a lot of abuse and kept runnin'. Maybe they just don't make them like that anymore.

Come to think of it, I've seen a few more recent Macs which haven't been put through anything nearly like that and they got bits falling off left and right.

Well modern Macs are made for the desks of art school students and 'young professionals.' Not surprising they're not up to much.

bump.

Cause the woman who voiced Cure Black, was in Kamen Rider Black and Black RX.

Like in Utena, where the girl gets saved by the prince, and vows to become a prince. And Kotaro was, like, a prince of Golgom.

Dude.

Wouldn't say drunk, just starting out. But a few drinks combined with severe sleep deprivation and the world is a strange place right now.

So the other night, this friend of mine who has been hermiting for a while was looking to get out of the house on the recommendation of his psychiatrist. I was trying to get him to go to a rock show, but in the end he's all about the strip clubs, and he offered to pay my cover... several beers later I was motor-boating sweaty Colombian boobs while having my Johnson stepped on.

>>3514
this does not strike me as healthy social interaction.

>>3515
Yeah, I know. But at least I tried to get him out some where else... and was rewarded for my failure with free entry to a strip club.

Yay strippers?

>>3514
good times

bumping from Buffalo World of Warcraft Wings

>>3514

You have a good friend there. And if you play your cards right, you just might turn him into one interesting psychiatry patient.

Fuck yeah, Vyvanse!
Fuck yeah, SCIENCE!
>>3517
Also, Dra, please. The preferred nomenclature is dancer.
>Yay Dancers

bmup

pic not related.. er, well, tangentially I suppose it might be

bump

Who had a good fucking Halloween? Halloween parties are the best.

11/11/11 party. It was a good night

mfh spghlr hrrr sumthing, sumthing... wat?

sorry officer, I think my keyboard has been drinking

baaaaaaaaahmp

highs all around! Smiles too! I'm all about the smiles!

anyone know where I can get nachos at this hour? or a kebab?

Bamp

Lonely, heartbroken, stranded in the sticks and drinkin' with the cat on another Friday night. Can't get this damn liquid down fast enough.

Unrelated topic: can we get Global Rule # 12 updated to say "No furries or My Little Pony"? It tickles me that this site still flies the flag of hate against the furscum, as few places still do. Hell, even /b/ tolerates them now and none of the new kids even remember the wars. Not that the pony infection has spread here ...yet! DUN DUN DUN but it's really the thought that counts.

(Posting my little pony images)

Thanks for the one hour ban, that was well done. I'm not even being sarcastic for once, you guys are hilarious.

Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week old boiled potato. That lives by itself, in
the dark, in a double wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage, and infantile desire by changing channels on a universal remote, or by voting in presidential elections

>>3742
we live to please.

Yup

>>3751
Go ride on route 36, any time of day. Beacon Hill is a damned cesspool, in fact all of Seattle is rather awful (well, not nearly as bad as New York or Austin, but still).
I only go there when work sends me, otherwise I would not go south of the Sno-King county line.
Snohomish and Skagit counties are nice, as long as you don't live within a city... though it is getting less bearable to be living in south Snohomish, partially due to a moron named Paul Allen.
Personally can't understand people who want to live in a city, more so when they like large cities.

So I have to work a damn four hour shift after I was on from 7p-8a Xmas night and morning. So I go by 7-11 to get a hot dog and a beer. Out of 40oz-ish beer.
So I try a Mike's somethingorother Fruit Punch since they didn't have Smirnoff Ice either (what the shit).

Jesus shit I felt like I was transforming into a werewolf after drinking that can. Fucking hell I've had bug juice and grain alcohol and that was like... varnish or rubbing alcohol.

Once I finished being very miserable for fifteen minutes I came out the other side very drunk, so yay, I guess.

bumping hard

I'm high as a fokkin sky lord but I think my logic is pretty sound so check this lil bit I figured out:
the same one snazzy suit, check
ornamental neck-wear, check
bizarro "home" full of wonky things, check
nutty, unique companions, check
eccentric bi-polar behavior, check
wacky educational adventures, check
non-human intelligent lifeforms, check
bandana, cool...PEEWEE IS A TIMELORD!

wife made brownies

>>3957
I don't think you have any "brownies". Enjoy your "wife".

Me and a 1L bottle of blackthorn are keeping each other company tonight.

First Saturday night in years where I wasn't at work or headed to work by 5a Sunday!
Drinking, looking out my window, nerding it up on the chans, watching X-Files. Hooray!

>>4072
Hooray! I'm gonna watch Valhalla Rising and try not to put my fist through a wall or anything else of value. Alcoholism FTW!

I'm higher than a spacebat, sour deezil ro!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24&feature=player_embedded

Went to a party at a friends house. some dude got fucked up for dropping an N-bomb in the parking lot, and his buddies ran to the kitchen to arm themselves with steak knives. Fortunately there was a sheriff's deputy at the party there to instruct us all to hide in case the cops showed up (they never did). I think someone throw a bottle at me but missed.

>>4077
Damn.

The kind of parties I go to people end up spontaneously creating things. Like art, book collaboration, wine making, DIY projects, home repair, etc. I can't count the number of times I've had to go out to my truck to get a box of tools to do this or that at a party. Occasionally, we watch movies, play video games, or just talk.

....it's pretty hardcore.

>>4077
I don't like parties like that, except as stories after the fact XD

>>4085
The parties I go to usually end up with the police getting called to evict everyone for making too much noise, and me finding out the girl I've been chatting up for the past hour actually has a bf at the party and was just interested in what I was talking about, not me. Idk if that's good or bad.

>>4086
That sounds like the parties I went to in the States. Parties here consist of too many people being crammed into a smallish house or apartment and while everyone is usually friendly, it becomes tedious having to struggle your way to the door every time you want to smoke. I often tie my shoes together so one of them doesn't get lost in the pile.

>>4077
Oh, I neglected to mention there was also a stripper who stuck a glowstick up her vagina, that broke open and she had to pull all the pieces.

>>4085
I'm actually kind of envious. It sounds like a much more rewarding experience, I wish I knew some people who partied like this.

>>4095
I've yet to be to a party that hired strippers. Parties where strippers happened to be, yes, but that's because they were guests at said party.

>>4098
I've been at a party where strippers were hired. It felt a bit seedy, and most of the girls that were there left, only the heavy drinking and nasty ones hung about. I left too, after it turned into getting the stripper get drunk and watching the guys who owned the apartment going down on her in front of everyone and on camera. It all went a bit skeazy :/
A stripper is fine, but the vibe at that party was definitely not a safe one.

>>4098
This. I've been at parties where there were people who stripped as a profession but they weren't on the job.
>watching the guys who owned the apartment going down on her in front of everyone and on camera. It all went a bit skeazy :/
eww. I'm pretty sure that's than "bit" levels. If the point of the party was group sex then fine, but SUDDENLY SEX ACTS is just weird.

>>4106
Yea, pretty much. Not really one for group sex personally, so I wasn't really comfortable with it (especially since it was all directed at one person, it felt like some gross public humiliation shit, which is a fair enough fantasy but a bit unsettling in your friend's living room.)

>>4107
>a fair enough fantasy but a bit unsettling in your friend's living room.
Just like Pokemon. Sure it's cool when it's a game, but after the hamsters are done fighting and you have to clean up the body it just feels hollow.

Seriously. Public group sex with payed prostitutes is just...tacky. Even around here, if you're going to have public sex parties, it's because everyone who shows up is a bdsm player, a swinger, or some other kind of perv and it's just how people GET after a few drinks. But paying "strippers" to show up and have sex? Blech. The working girls would be quite offended.

>>4113
Rich kids throwing their parents' money around. I wonder if they ever found out what that money was spent on XD

>>4118
true. i tend to avoid rich kid parties. Self centered narrow minded idiots with no real flexibility in how they see the world around them irk me. Anyone who's seriously "my way is the right way, and nothing you say can prove otherwise" bent like so many people who grew up well off...they just aren't worth bothering with.

>>4120
Rich kid parties can have certain benefits. Cynical, but hey... it's sorta a form of class warfare maybe. If you're drunk enough you can convince yourself raiding their pantry is a revolutionary act.

>>4158
Ha ha, yeah... for that matter the food and booze laid out for public consumption at those sorts of parties are sometimes enough to make it worthwhile, without having to resort to any covert direct action. And being the dirty freaks in such an environment can go one of two ways. You and your friends are either met with contempt and suspicion or are welcomed with open arms for the sense of gritty reality you bring to the occasion; it's called "atmospheric attendance".

The last time me and some scummy friends crashed such a party was a month ago. I'm... still not sure what happened. We were there for 20 minutes total. I was having a conversation with some folks in the kitchen and someone came in and grabbed me and said "We have to leave. NOW!" Good times, at least... I think?

>>4160
Is food laid out a normal thing at parties in America? If people are getting wasted here it's really not, but my ex used to make a little table of party favours. It always struck me as a bit weird, since they'd just end up mashed into the ceiling/floor/electrical sockets.

>>4166
I usually see some chips and maybe one of those veggie plates.

I go to parties with fairly smart people, so there's a fair amount of food around when we're drinking. Because we don't like hangovers.

>>4166

Depends. Something like >>4171 says is not uncommon. On the rare occasion that I actually play host, I make a point of providing food of some kind, always something homemade. My hummus is always a hit, if I do say so myself.

>>4174
This.

Always lots of water and finger foods and everyone usually eats and drinks water at the same time after x amount of alcohol. No hangovers and no vomiting.

>>4166
>Is food laid out a normal thing at parties in America?

It's a must where I live. In fact, if you eat prior to going to a party it is frowned upon since the host always has food prepared. If you host a party and don't have food to serve, people leave to get something to eat.

>>4185
> If you host a party and don't have food to serve, people leave to get something to eat.

Or they order pizza :)

>>4186
Someone would need to pick it up. There's no delivery around here.

Yea parties I went to wouldn't have people ordering food. The main suck away from the party came when the clubs opened and then all the people who were only looking for free booze would leave for there. If I partied with stoner friends they'd usually leave for a food run though.

Bumpin for dunk

a bit of a beer buzz, Dune (Smithee) on BBC America, not a bad Sunday night

It was my buddy's birthday a couple of nights ago. We only had seven or eight candles so I thought we should spell his age out in binary. Lit = 1, unlit = 0.

So yea, this thread. It's been a while. Fucking. Lesbians. And I'm a straight man. And all that.

A cautionary tale.

I was trying to light a fire in the wood stove, just to keep the pipes from freezing. The wood was wet and I started to lose my patience so I figured there must be something flammable around here. Found some gasoline in the garage. Tossed it into the stove and nothing happened, then three seconds later it went boom. Fireball. I'm not hurt or anything but my hair smells like burnt popcorn right now.

tl;dr, don't play with fire when you've been drinking.

>>4376
First off, congratulations. Welcome to the singed eyebrow club.

Secondly, for the love of all that is holy, keep some dry kindling in the house, in a box, near the stove. That way, you always have sure dry wood to start the next fire with. After you have a bed of coals going, you can put in wet wood, and it will go.

>>4377
I know, I've told my roommates that. But the heat from the fire doesn't reach my room so I pay for electric heat. The wood stove isn't my responsibility usually but there is no one home tonight and I don't want to wake up tomorrow and discover that my toilet is frozen so I'm keeping a sharp eye.

A little bit of both tonight

FUCK YEAH NEW HOOKUP IS TOTALLY GREAT

No one seems to be posting much on any of the boards over the last couple of days. I was wondering if the site was having technical difficulties or something? So this is kind of a test post, also the drunk/high thread is the right place for me at the moment anyway.

No, just busy.

I want to read and possibly post in that juicy cheap-bastard-food thread, but fuck it, I'm too drunk.

The bump while drunk or high thread appears to be unbumpable. I guess 200 posts is the max...

It was a good run though.

Drunk, hanging out at my sister's. This is my safe haven, where I find peace. One of them anyway. The other is at a friend's house, who I have known since high school. These are truly good places. All is well.

What the fuck what's the bump thread doin on the third page??
Crossfaded as FUUUCK